cute jew boys

while you’re unbuttoning your gotkes to make room for the last of the sugar cookies from night 8, I give to you the epitome of a nice (cute) jewish boy: Matt Ritter.

Matt’s got a regular shtik at the Hollywood Improv in L.A. AND he studied LAW at UPenn. (i’ll wait while the collective swoon of Jewish mothers everywhere dies down.)  He then combined these skills to help cofound comediansatlaw.com. oh and there’s his comedy web series, The Bottom Rung. then his recent Shape magazine piece. SRSLY? His list of creds is longer than the list of spellings for ‘hanukkah’! 

Matt, I know you aren’t exactly single which is typically a requirement for CJB.com - BUT you aren’t married either so I hondled you a spot on the site.  Ladies & gentiles, consider this your gift from Hanukkah Harry.   xo, @caseypenney

hanukkah. night 2. this guy. a jew & single. not just any jew mind you, it’s Spike fucking Jonze. he needs no commentary. just enjoy.

xo, @caseypenney

happy hanukkah, fellow chosen ones! you must’ve been extra good this year b/c we bring to you on behalf of hanukkah harry…the 1st of 8 cute jew boys in honor of the festival of lights!

so, looking tastier than an oily latke is a one mr. JAMES FRANCO. (Don’t be fooled by the name - his mother’s jewish. B”H!!)

james, you’re welcome for being our hanukkah night 1 cute jew boy. you can repay me with a game of Strip Dreidel.  xo, @caseypenney