18
Apr
Dear Seth Rogen,
I had fully intended on finding a picture of you during your more cushy-looking days to say “WTF ARE YOU DOING SETH!? STOP LOSING WEIGHT!” when I came across this photo posted above and kinda felt a new vibe. One that i like. One that I can get into as well.
But I digress… all I want to do is talk about the more cushion for the pushin version of you that I originally fell in love with. Seth, ever since I first saw you on ‘Freaks and Geeks,’ I was like “eff these skinny british dudes and gimme some of that fine jewish ass.” I thought about laying in bed with you doing the New York Times crossword on Sundays and laughing about that Shabbat dinner we just had at my parent’s two night’s before.
I thought about how, when I would eventually be pregnant with your kids, or just gain weight as people sometimes do in comfortable relationships, you would always make me feel thin and sexy. I thought about how we’d probably have 4/20 parties and invite everyone we knew to come over and party at our house… and at night, if we were still conscious, we’d say “yo, who was that dude that ate all our cheetos?”
Yours through thick and thin.
Love,
Sarah
