Your Jews for Hanukkah Nights 4 & 5 - Fred and Ben Savage! (I know I’m delayed, but I was in Bali, which is the SE Asian equivalent of Florida for New Yorkers over Xmas)
Fred AKA Kevin Arnold - damn, how hot did YOU get? Winnie Cooper had some foresight when she landed you!! Wikipedia also informed me that you’ve directed eps of Modern Family, It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia and That’s So Raven! Hello, TOTAL package!
Ben AKA Corey Matthews - this former STANFORD grad still dabbles in TV & film now and again. And is S-I-N-G-L-E, ladies!
I think I speak for Jews everywhere when I say ‘thank you’ Savage genes, for being so shtup-able. xo, @caseypenney