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Dear Jeff Goldblum, One would initially think that you’re a little too old for our dear site since you’re most certainly no longer a boy, but a man. A 57 year old man. However, I remembered that I recently saw a picture of you walking hand-in-hand with that little slut girl who played Alex on LOST, and thought “oh, so you like younger? i’ll show you young.” Jeff, you’re like a fine wine, you get better with age and thankfully you have lived longer than a fly… and you have become fly. Your slightly bulging eyes have receded and your plump semitic lips have just finally found their way to make sense on your face.  Since you’re so much older than me, I guess that if we were to get together I’d eventually have to watch you poop (which is better than you watching me poop), and I’d likely have to talk about your busted hip or BMs like all the other old Jews in the world, but that’s ok. It’s ok because I just read that you engaged in a 3-day sex marathon with Kristen Davis. Let me bring you back to the tribe, Sarah

Dear Jeff Goldblum,

One would initially think that you’re a little too old for our dear site since you’re most certainly no longer a boy, but a man. A 57 year old man. However, I remembered that I recently saw a picture of you walking hand-in-hand with that little slut girl who played Alex on LOST, and thought “oh, so you like younger? i’ll show you young.”

Jeff, you’re like a fine wine, you get better with age and thankfully you have lived longer than a fly… and you have become fly. Your slightly bulging eyes have receded and your plump semitic lips have just finally found their way to make sense on your face. 

Since you’re so much older than me, I guess that if we were to get together I’d eventually have to watch you poop (which is better than you watching me poop), and I’d likely have to talk about your busted hip or BMs like all the other old Jews in the world, but that’s ok. It’s ok because I just read that you engaged in a 3-day sex marathon with Kristen Davis.

Let me bring you back to the tribe,

Sarah

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