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disclaimer: David Wright, if you’re reading this, i’m still a mets fan and you’re still one of the “C’s” i’d date. however, Ryan here is a jew. AND he plays baseball (SPORTS!). should some other smart/hot women like me and Sarah come up with CuteGoyBoys.com or similar, i’ll nominate you.CJB-ers: meet Ryan Braun: THE HEBREW HAMMER. he plays for the Brewers. is 26. over 6 ft tall. one of the highest-drafted jewish ballplayers… ever. did I mention he’s jewish?hebrew hammer, i’d like to get nailed.casey

disclaimer: David Wright, if you’re reading this, i’m still a mets fan and you’re still one of the “C’s” i’d date. however, Ryan here is a jew. AND he plays baseball (SPORTS!). should some other smart/hot women like me and Sarah come up with CuteGoyBoys.com or similar, i’ll nominate you.

CJB-ers: meet Ryan Braun: THE HEBREW HAMMER. he plays for the Brewers. is 26. over 6 ft tall. one of the highest-drafted jewish ballplayers… ever. did I mention he’s jewish?

hebrew hammer, i’d like to get nailed.
casey

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