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Dear Jesse Cohen, Remember me? I sat next to you during Shabbat dinner at Reboot about 4 years ago. I weighed about 40 lbs more and probably hadn’t slept in days, so I think I’d prefer if you didn’t remember me as I was, but as the moth that I’ve blossomed into. You, with your I-might-be-related-to-Lukas-Haas good looks, and your I’m-an-archivist-at-the-Yiddish-Museum or whatever adorableness, had every girl at Reboot swooning as much as Josh Radnor from “How I Met Your Mother” did. I remember you telling me you were in a band called Professor Murder and I remember hoping that you guys were good. I remember dragging my then-boyfriend to see you play at Cake Shop and I remember my then-boyfriend basically storming out when he saw how cute you were. When everyone was at SXSW this year, all they were talking about was Tanlines. I thought maybe they all forgot to use sunscreen or something, but it turns out they were freaking out about your new band.  The groupies wont love you like I love you. Maps, Sarah

Dear Jesse Cohen,

Remember me? I sat next to you during Shabbat dinner at Reboot about 4 years ago. I weighed about 40 lbs more and probably hadn’t slept in days, so I think I’d prefer if you didn’t remember me as I was, but as the moth that I’ve blossomed into.

You, with your I-might-be-related-to-Lukas-Haas good looks, and your I’m-an-archivist-at-the-Yiddish-Museum or whatever adorableness, had every girl at Reboot swooning as much as Josh Radnor from “How I Met Your Mother” did.

I remember you telling me you were in a band called Professor Murder and I remember hoping that you guys were good. I remember dragging my then-boyfriend to see you play at Cake Shop and I remember my then-boyfriend basically storming out when he saw how cute you were.

When everyone was at SXSW this year, all they were talking about was Tanlines. I thought maybe they all forgot to use sunscreen or something, but it turns out they were freaking out about your new band. 

The groupies wont love you like I love you.

Maps,

Sarah

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