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Dear Benjamin Epstein,  I remember the first time we met in 2002. It was at a Motherf*cker Party and you were (still are) Louis’ twin brother. In a dizzy swirl of lights and sound I looked up and saw your smile. I was instantly drawn to you like Jewess to a doctor, and the four of us — you, me, Louis, and Louis’ ex Victoria — danced the night away. I was so enamored by you, and so angry with myself for not getting your number (I have NO IDEA why I didn’t just ask your brother for it), that I posted about it on a random message board. I wrote about how I met this incredibly cute boy who was raise an orthodox Jew and I wanted to take care of him and feed him and frolic with him… I may have posted a photo I found of you. I knew that I wanted to know you forever.  I don’t know how you found that message board posting. But you did. It probably creeped you out, but you were really sweet about it and continued to talk to me, sorta, after we ran into each other about a year later. And then we kinda dated or maybe I showed up wherever I knew you would be and followed you around.  Ben, I look at you and see poetry. I see a tortured artist. I see a French film. I see a talent waiting for the world to discover.  I also see you right now because I am apparently your biggest stalker.  Love, Sarah PS - This is the first entry in the Twin Tuesday category. Every Tuesday we will try to swoon about at least one twin.

Dear Benjamin Epstein, 

I remember the first time we met in 2002. It was at a Motherf*cker Party and you were (still are) Louis’ twin brother. In a dizzy swirl of lights and sound I looked up and saw your smile. I was instantly drawn to you like Jewess to a doctor, and the four of us — you, me, Louis, and Louis’ ex Victoria — danced the night away.

I was so enamored by you, and so angry with myself for not getting your number (I have NO IDEA why I didn’t just ask your brother for it), that I posted about it on a random message board. I wrote about how I met this incredibly cute boy who was raise an orthodox Jew and I wanted to take care of him and feed him and frolic with him… I may have posted a photo I found of you. I knew that I wanted to know you forever. 

I don’t know how you found that message board posting. But you did. It probably creeped you out, but you were really sweet about it and continued to talk to me, sorta, after we ran into each other about a year later. And then we kinda dated or maybe I showed up wherever I knew you would be and followed you around. 

Ben, I look at you and see poetry. I see a tortured artist. I see a French film. I see a talent waiting for the world to discover. 

I also see you right now because I am apparently your biggest stalker. 

Love,

Sarah

PS - This is the first entry in the Twin Tuesday category. Every Tuesday we will try to swoon about at least one twin.

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