31
Mar
Dear Gideon Yago,
We became instant-best friends after we met at my 21st birthday party, which I invited you to because you made a funny joke while presenting the news on MTV.
You are one of the smartest human beings I’ve ever encountered and just about every woman, man, child that I ever introduce you to asks: “Is he single?” … Including my mother.
If you and I got married, without a doubt, the story about my mom not wanting to let me out of her car when she dropped me off at your Brooklyn apartment because “it looks like Gaza,” would be mentioned. Little do people know: You’ve actually been to Gaza AND you speak Hebrew!
You’re also incredibly cute.
Love,
Sarah
