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Dec

Dear Jeremy Piven,
You are one fine piece of ass. I don’t give a damn how many people want to say you’re a jerk or asshole or claim that you weren’t really suffering from mercury poisoning…. YOU ARE HOT. 
I want you to yell at me while we’re making out. I want you to tell me I’m doing a bad job and tell me how to kiss better. I want you to give me your best Ari Gold and sell me the air. I just want you.
Love,
Sarah

Dear Jeremy Piven,

You are one fine piece of ass. I don’t give a damn how many people want to say you’re a jerk or asshole or claim that you weren’t really suffering from mercury poisoning…. YOU ARE HOT. 

I want you to yell at me while we’re making out. I want you to tell me I’m doing a bad job and tell me how to kiss better. I want you to give me your best Ari Gold and sell me the air. I just want you.

Love,

Sarah