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Justin Bieber.NOT A JEW. But guess who is?His manager, Scott “Scooter” Braun. Ladies and gentiles, we’d be remiss not to acknowledge the Cute Jew Boy behind the Biebs. This man may not have the luscious coif of the Biebs, but he had the foresight to know that those luscious locks would be worth millions. A true Jew! Plus, he’s of age. And let’s face it, I’m not in the business of being a cougar cute jew boy lover. Yet. (Wait, how old is Efron, again?)Scooter, while the youngins are breaking Twitter over their love for JB, you’re breaking my heart with your good looks and biz smarts. Your rebel side is pretty hot too. Baby (baby baby), I’d like to ride that Scooter all the live long day. xoxo, @caseypenney

Justin Bieber.
NOT A JEW.
But guess who is?
His manager, Scott “Scooter” Braun.

Ladies and gentiles, we’d be remiss not to acknowledge the Cute Jew Boy behind the Biebs. This man may not have the luscious coif of the Biebs, but he had the foresight to know that those luscious locks would be worth millions. A true Jew! Plus, he’s of age. And let’s face it, I’m not in the business of being a cougar cute jew boy lover. Yet. (Wait, how old is Efron, again?)

Scooter, while the youngins are breaking Twitter over their love for JB, you’re breaking my heart with your good looks and biz smarts. Your rebel side is pretty hot too.

Baby (baby baby), I’d like to ride that Scooter all the live long day.

xoxo, @caseypenney

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